民间评论几则

毛大人临终前把小平叫到床边说:平平,有件事我放心不下,我担心党内有些同志不愿跟著你走。小平回答:放心吧,东哥,不愿跟我走的,我让他跟你走!

布什问胡哥:我们上太空都是三四个人,你们咋一两个人?胡哥答道:你不了解中国国情,那帮狗日的,去三个人他们斗地主,去四个人打麻将,谁还干活?

胡哥去看毛哥,拉开水晶棺说:毛哥,天上导弹不断,青藏达赖乱窜,台湾想要单干,股市一片混乱,房产涨价不断,奶粉婴儿命断,地方政府蛮干,我该咋办? 毛说:你进来,我出去,吓死这群王八蛋。

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